Lo Chef consiglia pornoparole immaginarie condite con immagini sparlateTumblr (3.0; @nubetossica)http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xhphD3IQ1r2qpq2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24188416189http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24188416189Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:18:58 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotelmessico.tumblr.com/post/24186103009/ogni-giorno-alle-10-20-una-collega-chiede-se" target="_blank">hotelmessico</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ogni giorno alle 10.20 una collega chiede se qualcuno ha una stracazzo di bustina di aulin. Ogni giorno. Una sempre diversa.</p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186417968http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186417968Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:42:02 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30atxkQ4r1rtj274o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tettenvrouw.tumblr.com/post/22331518525/voila-baslouissen-ik-hoop-dat-deze-je-kan" target="_blank">tettenvrouw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Voila @BasLouissen, ik hoop dat deze je kan bekoren :)</p> <p>(via flickr.com/rahimabulaban) </p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186333676http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186333676Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:38:05 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sxsb4a7I1qeubbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sxsb4a7I1qeubbbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://efattelaunacazzodirisata.tumblr.com/post/24185750426/kon-igi-cookies4crumbs-actegratuit" target="_blank">efattelaunacazzodirisata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kon-igi.tumblr.com/post/24185421900/cookies4crumbs-actegratuit-legolize-it" target="_blank">kon-igi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cookies4crumbs.tumblr.com/post/24185193447/actegratuit-legolize-it-indispensable-art" target="_blank">cookies4crumbs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actegratuit.tumblr.com/post/24049254989/legolize-it-indispensable-art-by-the-ounce" target="_blank">actegratuit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>LEGOLIZE IT</strong>! | INDISPENSABLE: Art by the ounce. Done in compliance with CA Proposition 215, the LAgo brand, the show featured. Synthetic starter-plants, seedlings, clones, and a totally huge selection of intoxicating, fake plastic buds- all built with LEGO bricks to resemble some of the finest strains of medicinal marijuana ever grown will be on display and available for limited purchase.</p> </blockquote> <p>uhgggesù!</p> </blockquote> <p>Mettiti al lavoro Microla!</p> </blockquote> <p>@Dru</p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186200642http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186200642Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:31:50 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc2knTi6q1r4h5f7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186042741http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186042741Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:24:25 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfncglcBDC1qfswwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://legoexpress.tumblr.com/post/2951692276" target="_blank">legoexpress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://greasypirate.tumblr.com/post/2944705716" target="_blank">greasypirate</a></p> </blockquote> <p>SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!</p>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186019445http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24186019445Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:23:19 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4grwmeQET1qfsgamo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zhanardi.tumblr.com/post/23598689380/come-ama-ripetere-nulla-gli-e-impossibile-solo" target="_blank">zhanardi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“Come ama ripetere nulla gli è impossibile, solo che non ha molta voglia.” (Andrea Pazienza | 23.5.55 - 16.6.88)</span></p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24160412656http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24160412656Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:02:51 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rs4wldic1qjd5wfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24160390517http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24160390517Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:02:34 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vuibDcDC1rw4qgto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1moreface.tumblr.com/post/24122789549/sakuralbo" target="_blank">1moreface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sakuralbo</p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24123130799http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24123130799Thu, 31 May 2012 12:44:48 +0200animeonemorefacemangalumlamù<a href="http://hotelmessico.tumblr.com/post/24085197376/magda-devi-adorarmi-di-piu-ogni-mattina-mettero">Hotel Messico: Magda devi adorarmi di più,ogni mattina metterò leggi nuove,...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotelmessico.tumblr.com/post/24085197376/magda-devi-adorarmi-di-piu-ogni-mattina-mettero" target="_blank">hotelmessico</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Magda devi adorarmi di più,</p> <p>ogni mattina metterò leggi nuove, inventerò paranoie sempre migliori. Piangere è tutto quello che sai fare? Non puoi solo adorarmi: devi chiedermi il permesso per farlo. Altrimenti il nostro matrimonio non può funzionare. Lo sai anche tu. Magda lo faccio per noi. Ti…</p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24097505015http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24097505015Thu, 31 May 2012 02:41:12 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4usfnKF0q1qeswz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24097415883http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24097415883Thu, 31 May 2012 02:40:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uyadhbw11qltm8lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24094320331http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24094320331Thu, 31 May 2012 01:57:10 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvsvciTX5e1r4zr2vo1_r3_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24094196464http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24094196464Thu, 31 May 2012 01:55:26 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39cbrJUeq1rsf1cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://etotz.tumblr.com/post/22079994283/these-are-beautiful" target="_blank">etotz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These are beautiful. </p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24035856012http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24035856012Wed, 30 May 2012 03:38:25 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ij8zHGLG1r4ejnio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://calvinandhobbes-daily.tumblr.com/post/24024197874/may-29-1991" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">calvinandhobbes-daily</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="MsoNormal"><strong>May 29, 1991</strong></p></blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24035013231http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/24035013231Wed, 30 May 2012 03:27:11 +0200Calvin and HobbesCalvin &amp; Hobbes1991<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ii1sZGvE1r4ejnio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://calvinandhobbes-daily.tumblr.com/post/23952909854/may-28-1988" target="_blank">calvinandhobbes-daily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>May 28, 1988</strong></p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23969666380http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23969666380Tue, 29 May 2012 03:38:04 +0200Calvin and HobbesCalvin &amp;amp; Hobbes1988“Scrivi una frase, rileggila e se senti che ha qualcosa d’orecchiato, qualcosa che solletica il tuo gusto, cancellala e rifalla, finché non la senti perfettamente normale, senza nessun compiacimento, ma che descriva le cose come sono. E continua così. Non scrivere cose troppo fantastiche e movimentate: descrivi cosa fai dalla mattina quando ti alzi alla sera quando vai a dormire. Dopo un po’ scoprirai un sacco di cose e t’accorgerai che tocchi la realtà con le tue mani. Prendi a modello Svevo, per esempio, che poverino scriveva male che peggio non poteva, ma guardava le cose con i suoi occhi.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>Italo Calvino</strong>  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alfaprivativa.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">alfaprivativa</a>)</em>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23968878111http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23968878111Tue, 29 May 2012 03:27:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4luzjALRe1qhcj34o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23968058278http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23968058278Tue, 29 May 2012 03:15:37 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4epbdQ8jo1qfaf9co1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suchabadpenny.tumblr.com/post/23894139919/fuck-yeah-scrooge-mcduck" target="_blank">suchabadpenny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FUCK YEAH SCROOGE MCDUCK</p> </blockquote>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23911809490http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23911809490Mon, 28 May 2012 06:37:03 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ia4t0Ssn1r1c6jgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23898873536http://nubetossica.tumblr.com/post/23898873536Mon, 28 May 2012 02:57:09 +0200